Delicious schadenfreude.

zehypocriticaloath:

teutonic-traitor:

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 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.

Wunderbar. Und vhere vill ve be meeting, hm? Assistance is best rendered in person.

 Ooooh, vondahful queztion. Mmm, vhat vould you prefer?

Perhaps middle ground at first, und decide from zhere. Zhough I vould certainly not be adverse to traveling to your base, Herr. It is alvays good to…ascertain your colleagues’ locations.

 Mmmm… true. Vell, I am fine vith anyvhere. I am not zat picky zhese days, as long as I haff verk vhere I go. If you know vhat I mean.

Oh, ja, of course. I alvays hate heffing nozhing to do, und since mein partner for zhese types of activities has disappeared, it has been razher dry. But zhis is going to be very entertaining, I can already tell.

 At leazt you HED ein azziztant. I neffer hed vone, vreally. Alvays did zhis schtuff on mein own. It vas alvright. I did it for years. Made zome vondahful experiments, like mein hund!

zehypocriticaloath:

teutonic-traitor:

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teutonic-traitor:

zehypocriticaloath:

 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.

Wunderbar. Und vhere vill ve be meeting, hm? Assistance is best rendered in person.

 Ooooh, vondahful queztion. Mmm, vhat vould you prefer?

Perhaps middle ground at first, und decide from zhere. Zhough I vould certainly not be adverse to traveling to your base, Herr. It is alvays good to…ascertain your colleagues’ locations.

 Mmmm… true. Vell, I am fine vith anyvhere. I am not zat picky zhese days, as long as I haff verk vhere I go. If you know vhat I mean.

zehypocriticaloath:

teutonic-traitor:

zehypocriticaloath:

 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.

Wunderbar. Und vhere vill ve be meeting, hm? Assistance is best rendered in person.

 Ooooh, vondahful queztion. Mmm, vhat vould you prefer?

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pocketdoktor:

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Heh, I dunno ‘f Ry’s all ‘at fragile, Dok. ‘Sides, y’oughta have a whole team ‘a your own t’play with, ain’t it?

 Ah, ist zat zo? Mmm… Und, ja, for ze mozt paht. But zhey haff gotten uzed to me, you know? Ze vrun vhen I come near. Like ratte, zhey zcamper off. Not fun, vreally.

Aww, well, maybe y’oughta try talkin’ to ‘em some other time. Like, ‘sides jus’ when y’wanna heal ‘em. Or experiment on ‘em. S’a good habit, I found. :)

…Vhy are you encouraging him?

 NEIN! Let ze gut man talk. He hast zome vondahful advice. Mmmm, jaaa, I zink I vill follow zat. DANKE!

…Herr Doktor, I do believe zhat ve need to…collaborate sometime in zhe near future.

 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.

Mein Gott, Sid, you have created a monster.

Don’t be so dramatic, Herr! All is vell. He most certainly has done no such zhing.

‘N here I thought I w’s stupid. Why th’sudden change ‘a heart, Dok Guntram?

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Heh, I dunno ‘f Ry’s all ‘at fragile, Dok. ‘Sides, y’oughta have a whole team ‘a your own t’play with, ain’t it?

 Ah, ist zat zo? Mmm… Und, ja, for ze mozt paht. But zhey haff gotten uzed to me, you know? Ze vrun vhen I come near. Like ratte, zhey zcamper off. Not fun, vreally.

Aww, well, maybe y’oughta try talkin’ to ‘em some other time. Like, ‘sides jus’ when y’wanna heal ‘em. Or experiment on ‘em. S’a good habit, I found. :)

…Vhy are you encouraging him?

 NEIN! Let ze gut man talk. He hast zome vondahful advice. Mmmm, jaaa, I zink I vill follow zat. DANKE!

…Herr Doktor, I do believe zhat ve need to…collaborate sometime in zhe near future.

 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.

Mein Gott, Sid, you have created a monster.

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——-VHAT. “SCHTUPID ZEXY SCHNIPER”? …..VHAT.

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Uh…I- I didn’t set up this account. N’ I dunno how ta change it…

Oh…. mein gott. For ein moment zheah I zought you vere goingk to be like Pierre, zat…

Yeah, m’ BLU. Been at this for bout half a year. It’s…interestin’.

 Mmmm. Too bad, zhen. I cannot exper—-AH— I mean, heal you zo eazily, zhen. Eh heh.

…um..

I wanna go home.

Heh, I dunno ‘f Ry’s all ‘at fragile, Dok. ‘Sides, y’oughta have a whole team ‘a your own t’play with, ain’t it?

 Ah, ist zat zo? Mmm… Und, ja, for ze mozt paht. But zhey haff gotten uzed to me, you know? Ze vrun vhen I come near. Like ratte, zhey zcamper off. Not fun, vreally.

Aww, well, maybe y’oughta try talkin’ to ‘em some other time. Like, ‘sides jus’ when y’wanna heal ‘em. Or experiment on ‘em. S’a good habit, I found. :)

…Vhy are you encouraging him?

 NEIN! Let ze gut man talk. He hast zome vondahful advice. Mmmm, jaaa, I zink I vill follow zat. DANKE!

…Herr Doktor, I do believe zhat ve need to…collaborate sometime in zhe near future.

 You know, I vould like zat, VERRAH much.