Delicious schadenfreude.

Hm? Yes, vhat is it? I am a very busy Medic, und vaiting on you for an answer is not going to help me get zhis paperverk done any faster, Herr.

--My name? Guntram Korbinian, RED Medic. I heff been vorking for zhe company for four years now. Zhat is all I see fit to tell you.

Now, perhaps you could...move, hm? You are in my vay.

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This is an RP account for a RED Medic from Team Fortress 2.
It's manned by Falco Rusticolus, tumblr located at ourobroros.
You may recognize this character if you were on the LJRP scene! He was played at Mayfield RPG at one point, but now he's rolled more here and in AIM logs.

He does tend to get a bit violent sometimes, so beware of that if you don't like gore. It may pop up.

Other than that, if you have any concerns about how I'm playing him, just shoot me an ask on my main tumblr, and I'll get right to that! I don't bite, so feel free to add whatever OOC tidbits in an ask here. I'd just prefer if all the srsbzns stuff was kept separate, you see.

I also man a few other RP-related things, so Guntram may have periods of inactivity. This happens.

The other RP tumblr that I run with is for a BLU Engineer, located here.
~ Sunday, June 26 ~
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lugged-nut: drtanner: fuckyeahmedicalstuff: Hand trauma (by Surfactant) Young male was holding a homemade explosive device. The fuse of the device was lit, and the patient was unable to throw it away before it detonated. This is how we learn important life lessons, kids. Before you do anything that might get you hurt, let a stupid person do it first and see what happens to them. I, uh, figured I’d let you Medics check this stuff out. Th’rest ‘a you… I figure we get enough’a this durin’ working hours. Fascinating. Und incredibly stupid.

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drtanner:

fuckyeahmedicalstuff:

Hand trauma (by Surfactant)

Young male was holding a homemade explosive device. The fuse of the device was lit, and the patient was unable to throw it away before it detonated.

This is how we learn important life lessons, kids.

Before you do anything that might get you hurt, let a stupid person do it first and see what happens to them.

I, uh, figured I’d let you Medics check this stuff out. Th’rest ‘a you… I figure we get enough’a this durin’ working hours.

Fascinating. Und incredibly stupid.


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    Danke, zough I like to zink you are all competent enough to zhrow an explosive after you have ignited it.
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    … that´s hurt o.o
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    Fascinating. Und incredibly stupid.
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    knee-jerk response: AHHHHHEUGQC DJKFDEDFNDEDJK ohgod dear eugh...few secconds afterwords:...
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    oh my god, that’s terrifying but I can’t stop and look at how dislocated his hand is.
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    JAMES WHAT ARE YOU DOIN ON THE INTERNET!!
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